My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
never forget
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
(via fake-mermaid)
- In 2009, a man married a video game character
- In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
- In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
- Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
- And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
(via twwinkies)
im gonna be an emotional wreck tomorrow. the seniors can’t leave. im legitimately crying right now.
